
Ok. First and foremost, i will like to thank those who responded to my 'the boy who cried wolf' post earlier on. At least i know that there are still some warmth in this cold cyber world. Like what MJ will say,"I love you all...! hee yeee *moonwalk away*"
I never seem to be able to blog regularly nowadays. It's either i ran out of topics or i have a topic in mind BUT by the time i reach home i would have forgotten what i wanted to blog about. I mean i would really love to blog in the office BUT my lady boss is just seated in the room behind me. And honestly i don't think i want her to know that i'm blogging during office hours.
Anyway just the other day something struck me. It was a lightning bolt and now i'm faster than sound. They call me the flash now. Ok that is so not funny. 5...4...3...2...1 *action* Anyway i was saying something struck me. I realized that we man can never live with one love in one life time. It's like a pair of walnut shaped microchips that we are borned with, which keep telling us to have more than one. And some are borned with only one walnut shaped microchip. But that is another story altogether. Man are very visual creatures. They want anything that is top less. They want anything that can provoke another man to envy them. Like a top less car, a top less landed property, a top less watch etc.
"So Richard, use one word to describe your girlfriend..."
"Mmm my girlfriend is just like my car. I like both of them top less..."
Wait that doesn't make any sense. Then again it may to some. At least to me.
Anyway yeah anyway, this is the fourth anyway, ok fifth... shit i forgot what's the purpose of my entry... (to make babies)....kidding...
*tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock*
Ok i got it...
Today a colleague was telling me how boring her life is, and how can she add more colours into her life. I told her to go into inter-racial orgies. She can have all the colours she wants. White, Black, Yellow, Brown, Red etc. And she can call it the united colours of benetton club. kid...ding...
Of course i didn't say that. I just enjoy joking before i go into the Uncle agony mode. I realize people tend to be able to absorb what i'm trying to say after i infused some 20cents humour into their system.
Anyway i told her that life can be interesting and it depends on how you look at it. I mean i can have the most boring job on the planet, but how many people will actually get the same job as me? And most of the time people tend to be interested in how boring my job is. Voila you have something that interest others even when it might appear boring to you. Ok this sounds a bit delusional. But sometimes you have to cheat your mind into thinking that life ain't that bad after all in order to carry on living the period of life span that is given to you. I mean you only get to live once then why not live it like it's the most interesting thing in the world.
After saying that i guessed she was so convinced that she went 'oh crap!' and she went offline. Kidding! She did went 'oh crap' but she didn't went offline of course. So i decided to use plan B.
So i said ok life is boring when you are living a very routinized lifestyle. Like you wake up in the morning, you wash up, breakfast, dressed up, goes to work *fast forward* sex in the bedroom. I mean the only way to make your life less boring is to do things which you never see yourself doing. Like running around the office and giving everybody a note that says, "End of days is coming. Repent!" Or running into your boss's office and ask him "Whois your daddy?" while spanking your own butt. Ain't that interesting? I mean of course all those examples are abit way too over. But i'm sure you guys get what i mean. In short just do something different everyday, have a different view of things everyday or even take on a different role in your everyday life. Role as in like you can dressed up like nurse or a teacher when you are in the bedroom to spice things up. Ok outtapoint.
God.. it's 4:59am already... it's time to hit the sack... working half day tomorrow morning... till then... stay different live different and you will realized how interesting life can be. How interesting can it be? It's all within your control.
ps:好想小猪...晚安...