MY.COMPUTER.KEPT.HANGING.

  
Rest In Peace

"Hey ian do you want to contribute to J's birthday cake?"
"Huh Whois J?"
"Oh never mind then, guess you are not that close to her."
"Alright."

Okay so I continued with my work while people in the conference room are having a birthday celebration with somebody named J. Went out for a smoke as I was waiting for my colleague who was in the birthday celebration. After the smoke break, the celebration was over. Cakes was distributed to everybody and it was then I realized...

"hey I don't know why they say we are not close but anyway this is a piece of cake for you..."
"oh err thanks..."

And after the birthday girl left, I turn to my colleague and...

"Eh fuck man... I didn't know J is J...haha"
"What J is J?"
"I mean I didn't know J's name is J!"
"hahahahaha"

Fml?